id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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