I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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