weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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