no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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