I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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