I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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