So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
