garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
pray to the hookup gods
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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