you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
