She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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