...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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