IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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