So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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