She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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