White coat. Heels.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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