There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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