I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Are we still banned from the library?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
false alarm, still single
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
