Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I could fuck to npr.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
