how can u be prego again
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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