Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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