I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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