been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm both gender and math confused
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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