i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
third nipple confirmed
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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