You're so nebulous sometimes
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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