I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
ok first of all what the fuck
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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