Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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