You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I deserve this hangover.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize