yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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