Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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