He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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