so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The beer is more important than you right now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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