check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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