Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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