It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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