Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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