so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
did i just pee glitter
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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