Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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