so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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