doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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