I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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