there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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