Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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