@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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