i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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