She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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