i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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