I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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