I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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