He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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