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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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