I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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