She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just gift wrapped bread.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
my poor anus
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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