I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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