Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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