Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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