Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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